What is Short Ride?
Short Ride is a brutally funny physics-based side-scroller where your goal is to ride through deadly obstacle courses—without losing too many body parts. You control a daring stickman on a bicycle (or other vehicles), navigating through saws, spikes, arrows, and other lethal traps. It’s a blend of dark humor, ragdoll physics, and ridiculous mayhem that keeps you coming back for more.
How to Play Short Ride
🚲 Use Arrow Keys / WASD – Control movement and balance as you pedal through danger.
⚠️ Avoid Traps – Saws, lasers, spikes, and more are out to stop your ride short.
🩸 Take Damage (But Keep Going) – Even if you lose limbs, the ride continues… for a while.
🎯 Reach the End – Survive long enough to cross the finish line.
🎮 Experiment with Vehicles – Try bikes, carts, and more for chaotic results.
Why Players Love Short Ride
🤣 Over-the-Top Physics – Every crash is hilariously gruesome.
🎮 Simple Controls, Wild Results – Easy to play, hard to survive.
💥 Creative (and Deadly) Level Design – No two traps are the same.
🩹 Painfully Funny – Failing has never looked so ridiculous.
🔁 Highly Replayable – Try new paths, new stunts, and new ways to lose your head.
Tips to Survive (Barely)
🛑 Go Slow When Needed – Rushing into danger usually ends in bloodshed.
⚖️ Balance Carefully – Maintain stability to avoid tipping into traps.
🕵️ Look Ahead – Anticipate upcoming hazards before it’s too late.
💪 Don’t Give Up After Fails – Every death teaches you something.
🧠 Experiment for Fun – Sometimes the funniest outcomes come from reckless moves.
Final Thoughts
Short Ride is a hilariously gruesome reminder that life is short—and filled with buzzsaws. With ragdoll physics, creative obstacles, and just the right amount of madness, it’s the perfect game for players who love a little chaos with their challenge.
🚲💀 Mount up, hold on tight, and enjoy the most painful ride of your life in Short Ride! 🎮🤣
